Monday, September 30, 2013

Humoresque "L'organo primitivo," by Pietro Yon


I played this piece on an eight foot flute through the Choir division's antiphonal speakers.  Since they were far away I couldn't hear them so I coupled them to the Great and added this little marimba so that I could play to that.  The people in the pews heard the flute and some thought they heard a chiff coming from the front.  This recording pretty much only picked up the marimba since the camera microphone was closer to the MIDI speaker. 

This is a great piece for working on forearm rotation, relaxing the hand, not playing from the fingers and playing from the elbow.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Toccata from Widor's Fifth Symphony


I am going to catch flack for this rendition but let me 'splain.  When I was 16 and had been playing for only two years, I was asked to play this piece for a wedding.  I didn't have time to learn it as my reading skills were poor and it was over 16 pages long.  I reduced it to a lead sheet and faked it.  I call it my "Widor's 4.5."  I've been playing off the same lead sheet ever since and because I only do this piece for postludes and recessionals, I never took the time to look again at the real music.  Every time I play this piece, people get up and walk out.  Hey, where's everybody going?

Friday, September 27, 2013

The Little (but not the littlest) Fugue in G Minor, by J. S. Bach


Just as rap, disco or a waltz can be recognized by its style or structure, so can a fugue if you know what to listen for.

In layman's terms, a fugue begins with a solo line which states the melody, usually in one of the hands.  Then the other hand comes in and imitates the same melody while the first hand goes off wandering by itself.  The two hands then come back together, they frolic a bit, then one of them may restate the melody.  The restatement is like a mating call because this usually attracts the attention of the feet who then enter into the fray.  Then the hands, like a tease, go scattering.  After the feet have their say, all the body parts play tag for a while until one of them states the theme one final time, usually the feet get this honor since they were the last in. 

Chorally, in this fugue, the voices enter first in the soprano, then the alto, the tenor, then the bass.   They continue: T, S, A, B, S, B.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Gandhi on Christianity

"What does it mean to be a Christian" homily tease for 9/29 (created for a Roman priest friend)

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Marijuana: The Devil Drug

David Juaire and his wife Christina Stewart were recently charged with criminal possession of marijuana in the third degree.  They were growing it in their basement.  Have you ever wondered why this sort of thing happens?  Here is a quote:

"Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others. It is a drug that causes insanity, criminality, and death — the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."
-Harry Anslinger.

That quote must be true because a politician said it and laws were created because of what he said.  There is a saying, "If you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail."   Good old Harry served on the Bureau of Prohibition.  Since Prohibition caused more crime than it deterred and the government lost a lot of money in tax revenue,  prohibition was lifted.   Anslinger was appointed as the first commissioner of the U.S. Treasury Department's Federal Bureau of Narcotics.  What the Treasury Department has to do with drugs, I don't . . . oh, alcohol and tobacco are big business and therefore taxable.  Marijuana can be home grown and thus, is not taxable. 

The war on drugs began when Anslinger wanted to make a name for himself and like many politicians,  he made up "facts" about marijuana which were later debunked in the La Guardia Report.  During the Prohibition, poor people who couldn't buy what Capone and other mobsters were selling, turned to marijuana.  They could easily grow it themselves.  After the Prohibition was lifted, marijuana smokers continued to use it because it was cheap, non addictive and didn't cause hangovers or intoxication.  Since marijuana use was cutting into alcohol and tobacco profits, Congress made it illegal.  Anslinger simply made up lies about marijuana to get congress and the sheep of society to follow along with his plan.  Many of those lies and false beliefs exist today.

Now that Colorado has legalized marijuana, have their death rates from automobile accidents  climbed? And crime, rape, murder and burglary, have those skyrocketed as Anslinger would have predicted? 

According to the National Highway and Traffic Safety Administration Statistics the alcohol-related deaths in the US in  2007 were 15,387.  Here are the Annual Causes of Death in the United States in the year 2010:
Tobacco : 435,000
Alcohol : 85,000
Prescription Drugs : 32,000
Suicide: 30,622
Sexual Fetishes : 20,000
All illegal drug use (excluding marijuana) : 17,000
Aspirin : 7,600
Lack of Health Insurance 44,789
Poisoning 41,592
Firearm Injuries 31,347
Homicide 16,799
Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) 9,406
Viral hepatitis 7,694
Marijuana : 0
http://drugwarfacts.org/cms/?q=node/30

As I look over that list, I can't help but wonder how many of those deaths could have been prevented had the victim been able to use marijuana for the treatment of whatever was ailing them.  While answering a suicide hotline, many of my callers are suffering from prescription drug addictions and the withdrawal is unbearable to them.

Facts:
Over 31% of the US population aged 12 and older are estimated to have used marijuana.

Many people die from alcohol use. Nobody dies from marijuana use. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) does not even have a category for deaths caused by the use of marijuana since it is so insignificant.

People die from alcohol and drug overdoses. There has never been a fatal marijuana overdose.

The health-related costs associated with alcohol use far exceed those for marijuana use.

Alcohol use damages the brain. Marijuana use does not. Despite the myths we've heard throughout our lives about marijuana killing brain cells, it turns out that a growing number of studies seem to indicate that marijuana actually has neuroprotective properties. This means that it works to protect brain cells from harm - after around the age of 21, after the brain has fully formed.

According to the La Guardia Report which was commissioned to answer the claims of Anslinger:
Alcohol use is linked to cancer. Marijuana use is not.
Alcohol is addictive.  Marijuana is not.
Alcohol use increases the risk of injury to the consumer. Marijuana use does not.
Alcohol use contributes to aggressive and violent behavior. Marijuana use does not.
Alcohol use is a major factor in violent crimes. Marijuana use is not.
Alcohol use contributes to the likelihood of domestic abuse and sexual assault. Marijuana use does not.
   
It is a shame that the Draconian Congressional laws behind this benign drug have put so many people in prison and jail.  Marijuana arrests have rendered  people unemployable because of their "criminal" records.  It has sentenced so many children of these convicted "criminals" as collateral damage and has sucked dry our social services programs because these "criminals" can't sustain themselves nor their families.  Incarceration of these non-violent offenders costs the tax payers about $30,000 per year per offender.

Congress, in one fell swoop, can legalize marijuana across the country, release all the non-violent pot smoking offenders from prisons and jails, expunge their records and allow people to use medical marijuana for addictions, mental health issues and pain relief.

Sure, this will cut into the tax revenue yielding from alcohol, tobacco and prescription drugs, but not that much.  The users of those products are addicted and will always be around to squander their pay checks in service to their addictions.  The one thing that can save them from their addictions is, well, marijuana.

As people use tobacco less, consume less alcohol and the misuse of prescription drugs diminishes, the less fatalities we will have.  Less people will be going to hospitals and draining our healthcare programs, less people will be suffering from the side effects of prescription pain medication, less people will be in prison.  In essence, there will be a lot less people in the position of being a burden to society.

The solution is so simple and staring us right in the face.  Congress needs only to listen to facts and statistics, not the lobbyists  and their cherry pickers.  Every day I read in the paper that someone is getting arrested for possession.  Why are they being arrested?  Because it is against the law?  Why is it illegal in the first place?   Oh, because of Harry:

"How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured...No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer... "
-Harry Anslinger.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Internet Organ Radio Stations

For those of you who are interested in listening to organ music from your computers, cell phones or tablets, here are a few suggestions.

Do you love theater organ?  Try the Theater Organ Radio Station.  Scroll down to the blue SHOUTcast button toward the bottom of the screen and enjoy.

http://www.atos.org/atos-theatre-organ-radio

For "classical" organ music, try the OrganLive site.  Click on the NOW PLAYING button on the top of their page and then select one of the player options.  You may already have one of them installed on your system.  I use WinAmp.  I also suggest right-clicking and opening the player in a new window so you can keep the NOW PLAYING window open.  That way you can refresh the screen to see and research what's currently playing.  Notice that you can research the organ, the organist and in many cases you can see or purchase the CD and even the sheet music of the piece that is currently being played.  This is one of my favorite sites.  They also take requests and you can read user comments about some of the works.

http://www.organlive.com/nowplaying

For everything else, try tunein.  You can also get tunein as an app for your phone or tablet. 

http://tunein.com/

-Malcolm Kogut

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Why Do They All Take The Night Boat To Albany?


Over the past century the Hudson river has seen plenty of action. Steamboats carried millions of people between Albany and New York, and their popularity held for decades even after rail travel began.  The reason? The boats weren’t the only thing making time on the Hudson River.

In the early 20th century, couples could evade their disapproving elders — or their disapproving spouses by hopping the night boat to Albany.  The night steamboats that journeyed between Albany and New York City had a reputation, and it wasn’t for the scenic views-they were notorious for clandestine romances.

As this 1918 song asks, “Why Do They All Take the Night Boat to Albany?”

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Be Surprised!

A Roman Catholic priest recently hired me to create a series of "Bible Blasts" (which actually have little to do with scripture) for his website.  They are intended to be teasers for his homily topics, bible studies and programs.  I'll share a few of them here as we progress on.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

For years I have seen hundreds of those industrious and ubiquitous little black ants creeping about my asphalt driveway, on my deck, on the roof of my back porch and often snaking their way along a garden hose when I was remiss to dispatch it to its coiled resting place after watering the garden.

I never found ants in the house so I didn't think I had a problem.   That is until I replaced a window and discovered that the sill was sinuously networked with tunnels and holes, once a home to a colony of carpenters. 

So I began to monitor the travels of these six legged beasts only to discover that they indeed were making a home within my house.  Since they were not paying rent, it was time to evict these pests.  I found them to be very wise and cognizant of my presence.  When they saw me coming they would slip between the cracks of the decking and wait in hiding until they thought I was gone.  By sitting still, I  could play out a transparent charade of pretending I was taking no notice with elaborate nonchalance into favorable positions for a quick drop of the heel.

Stepping on them one by one was not going to cut is so I next assailed them with an assortment of poisons which seemed to work well for a few days.  At least on the workers who came in immediate contact with the spray I bequeathed.  I also tried barrier powders and they worked well except that the colony simply found another location several feet away to gain an alternate access.  These methods were merely “tummy tucks” and "Lidocaine" injections."  They masked the symptom but didn't solve the problem.

I finally discovered a nifty product at my local grown-up toy store - Home Depot.  It is called Terro.  It is a sweet liquid bait designed to attract and beguile the ants to feast upon it, then they would delightfully transport the poison back into the colony's nest where they would share their bounty with the other workers and most importantly, with the queen.  In moribund reconciliation, it was important to resist the urge to squash them on sight in order to follow through with my plan of permanent eradication.  Bwahahahaha . . .

Within a few days I was ant free.  At least, my first battery of Terro was sufficiently seminal to have a huge impact on their population.  About a week or two later I noticed a smaller, weaker, somewhat dessicated looking batch of carpenter ants wandering around in one of the areas I had poisoned.  I surmised that these little buggers were from the eggs which had since hatched and this crop of young didn't have any adult ants to feed or care for them.  So I ingratiatingly complied to appease their hunger.  Within a few days, I was once again ant free.

About three weeks later I was sitting on my back deck and I noticed an ant carrying an egg heading straight for my house.  There were actually several of them processing in single file while maintaining a seemingly safe distance between themselves.  They discovered that there was a vacancy in my home and were preparing to move in.  Having none of that, I followed their trail through my yard, careful to step on and squash every ant I strafed.  The trail led me straight to a rotting tree in the woods not far from my property line. 

I laid out a "Terrotian" feast for them and then raked and washed the yard where their trail once was in an attempt to eradicate whatever scent they laid out as a road map to my house.  I've been free of them ever since.

Terro is a wonderful product which works very well.  You just have to remain vigilante and keep an eye out for future waves of wood munching scouts in search of human shelter.  Thanks Senoret Chemical Company and Woodstream Corporation.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Oscar Peterson with Jackie Davis

These copies come from an old VCR recording I have from the early 80's.  My apologies for the poor recording and the clicks.  There are four recordings in all.

oscar peterson and jackie davis 1 of 4
http://youtu.be/hmfMXP_JKsg

oscar peterson and jackie davis 2 of 4
http://youtu.be/NdfyXsRZAao

oscar peterson and jackie davis 3 of 4
http://youtu.be/TuTXWX3bJJk

oscar peterson and jackie davis 4 of 4
http://youtu.be/CI0_iNYYv9o